Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Here are some mid week laughs for you all to carry you through the week and keep you happy and motivated! I call them my Hump Day Ha Ha’s.

Bible Hump Day Ha Ha

Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Answer: Samson. He brought the house down

Blonde Hump Day Ha Ha

Question: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10+5 on a calculator?

Answer: She couldn’t find the “10” button.

Science and Technology Hump Day Ha Ha‘s

Question: Is Google male or female?

Answer: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion

Question: Why can’t you trust an atom?

Answer: Because they make up everything

Question: What do computers eat for a snack?

Answer: Microchips. They eat them in bytes

Business Hump Day Ha Ha‘s

I tried starting a hot air balloon business but it never took off!

I’m great at Multi-tasking! I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.

Animal Hump Day Ha Ha‘s

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I will let you know which one comes first!

On the topic of eggs, one of my favorite sitcoms is Green Acres… yes from way back in the day. Here is a clip that I found on YouTube about an chicken laying eggs

Then there’s the one about a man who goes to a shop to buy a parrot. He asks the shop owner the price of the parrot.

Shop owner: $500

Customer: Why so costly?

Shop owner: He knows Word, Excel and PowerPoint.

Customer: What’s the price of the second parrot?

Shop owner: $1,000 as it knows Word, Excel, PowerPoint and also knows how to Program.

Customer: How nice, and what is the price of the third parrot which is sleeping?

Shop owner: That’s for $5,000

Customer: And what does it know?

Shop owner: That I don’t know, I haven’t seen him do anything, but the other two parrots call him “boss.”

College, First Job Hump Day Ha Ha

Question: (Teacher) Which book has helped you the most in your life?

Answer: (Student) My father’s checkbook

Human Resources Hump Day Ha Ha

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology:

“And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies” in the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires” Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks of vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary and a company car leased every two years, say, a red corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow, are you kidding?”

The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it!”

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      1. Yes they were. I was an I Love Lucy, Gilligan’s Island and all those sitcom from the 50’s and 60’s fan even though I was a kid in the 79’s. 😎

  2. Hahaha!! Thanks for the laughter!! Can’t decide which ones are my favorites. The parrots are right up there today!! 🤣🤣🤣
    You made my hump day brighter! ~ Diana❤️

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