Hump Day Ha Ha’s- Week 3

Here are some mid-week laughs for you, to carry you through the week! I hope they keep you happy and motivated. I call them Hump Day Ha Ha’s!. Please enjoy Hump Day Ha Ha’s Week 3!

Blonde Hump Day Ha Ha’s!

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W”s.

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead trapped on an island and the nearest land was 50 miles away. The redhead swam to land but only made it 15 miles then drowned. The brunette swam 24 miles and then drowned. The blonde swam 25 miles but then got tired so swam back to the island.

Redneck Hump Day Ha Ha’s!

What do Rednecks call fast food? Driving your truck over a squirrel at 70 mph

Health Field Hump Day Ha Ha’s!

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.

Variety Hump Day Ha Ha’s!

What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? He was Ruthless

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just cant part with it.

I was told that it was a good idea to start presentations off with a joke. So I made my pay stub the first slide..

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On a more serious note, I will be traveling in the next two weeks. I’m going to visit grandchildren, one of which is having surgery soon. My granddaughter is 2 yrs old. Please pray for her! Thank you! I will post as often as I can!

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      1. Oh that is the best news, again, best wishes for safe travels (back home) and speedy recovery for the little one; thank you for the update!!

    1. Thank you for asking! She is ok so far, but Friday is the big day! Thank you for praying! We are praying and trusting the Lord to work things out for the best! I feel bad that I’m not getting to post this week but o am getting to enjoy our grandkids which is real special! Have a great week!

      1. Being a 2 yr old, she doesn’t understand what is going on. She acts like everything is fine, so I think until she comes out of surgery, she won’t realize that something just happened

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