Continuing For Another Week – Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Week 6-Blonde Jokes

Today’s jokes are all Blonde jokes! These all crack me up! Please enjoy week 6 Hump Day Ha Ha’s! I hope that this helps get through your week!

Joke 1

QuestionWhy should you never give a blonde a coffee break?
AnswerIt takes far too long to retrain her

Joke 2

QuestionHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
AnswerYou tell her a joke on Wednesday

Joke 3

QuestionWhat does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
AnswerShe sticks it in the microwave

Joke 4

QuestionHow do you keep a blonde busy?
AnswerWrite “Please flip over” on a piece of paper and give it to her

Joke 5

BrunetteHave you met my identical twin sister yet?
BlondeNo, what does she look like?

Joke 6

A blonde lady is driving down the highway at lightning speed in her new sports car when a traffic officer pulls her over. The traffic officer is also a blonde woman.

The blonde officer approaches the blonde lady’s car and requests to see her drivers lisense. The lady starts searching high and low for her license and become extremely frustrated until finally she asks “what does the my license look like?”

The blonde officer replies “it is a square which has a picture of you on it”.

The blonde lady finally pulls out a compact mirror from her purse and hands it to the officer, “I think I found it” she says as she hands the mirror over.

The blonde officer takes a quick look at the mirror and replies “I’m ever so sorry, I didn’t realize that you were a traffic officer too” and lets the lady go.

Joke 7

A blonde was getting sick of all the blonde jokes that she was hearing at work so one night she decided to go home and learn all of the state capitals of the USA.

She comes into work the next day and proudly claims, “us blondes are smarter than you realise, I know all of the state capitals, test me and I’ll tell you the answer”.

A fellow worker says, “Ok, tell me what is the capital of Arizona?”

The blonde replies “A”

Joke 8

Two blondes are strolling through the woods when they come across some tracks. Blonde #1: Awww how cute, these are deer tracks.

Blonde #2: No, don’t be daft, these are moose tracks!

Blonde #1: No, my dad taught me about this, These are definitely deer tracks!

They keep arguing with each other until they eventually get hit by a train.

Joke 9

A blonde calls an airline and asks, “How long are your flights from America to the U.K.?”
The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…” The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

Joke 10

QuestionWhat did the blonde say when she saw the box of Cheerios?
AnswerWow! Doughnut seeds!


QuestionHow can you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies
AnswerThere are M&M shells all over the kitchen floor


A Parting Thought On A More Serious Note

Make sure you take time away from the TV and devices to read a good blog that makes you smile 😀

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