Enjoy Week 7 Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Here are some Dad jokes and a variety of other good laughs for you to enjoy week 7 Hump Day Ha Ha’s!

Enjoy Dad Ha Ha’s

Joke 1

QuestionWhat do you call a woman with one leg?
AnswerEileen

Joke 2

QuestionWhat rock group have four men that don’t sing?
AnswerMount Rushmore

Joke 3

If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?

Joke 4

A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

Enjoy Week 7 Love and Marriage Ha Ha’s

Joke 5

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,wedding ring and suffering.

Joke 6

QuestionWhat is the difference between love and marriage?
AnswerLove is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.

Joke 7

A retired rancher decided to go back to school. He made an appointment with the Dean of Admissions at a University. The Dean asked him, “Are you pursuing a Bachelor’s degree?” The rancher replied, “I want to, but I can’t. I’m still married.

Enjoy Some Church Ha Ha’s for Week 7

Joke 8

As a church secretary, I prepare the bulletin for each week’s services. One Sunday morning, I heard snickering from the pews. Quickly grabbing the bulletin, I found the cause. The sermon title for that day was : “What Makes God Sick: Pastor Joe Smith.”

Joke 9

My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name. But he soon regretted his decision to order office supplies over the phone. When his stationary arrived, it bore the letterhead “That Nun Should Perish.”

Joke 10

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

On a more serious note:

Here is a church sign that I think has a good message to consider. Prayer is not for a last resort, “a spare tire” to come to the Lord for our need only in an emergency. Prayer is to look to the Lord to guide us in a real personal relationship with the Lord.

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  1. ๐Ÿ’œ AWESOME!!! jokes; but what about Goddess, Mother Nature ๐Ÿค” ? The Lady and The “Lord”

    …๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™…

    1. The Lord God made nature. I donโ€™t put nature equal to Him. Nature is enjoyable and beautiful, but nature did not sacrificially die on the cross to cover my sin so that I can know where I will spend eternity.

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