Some of you got a break on Monday for Memorial Day, so it doesn’t feel quite like the middle of the week yet, but I am still going to give you something to chuckle about for Week 8 Hump Day Ha Ha’s. I hope the rest of your week is great!
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Smoking will kill you…Bacon will kill you…But, smoking bacon will cure it.
Question What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Answer Every morning you will rise and shine!
My girlfriend’s such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
Question Why did the students eat their homework?
Answer Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Question Why do people become butchers?
Answer So they can meat people.
Anyone who wanted to sell fish had to get permission from grandpa. He was known as the cod father.
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
Bonus for Week 8 Hump Day Ha Ha’s
Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!