Anniversary and Wedding Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Anniversary and Wedding Laughs

Many weddings are planned for June each year. Therefore, many anniversaries are in June. Please enjoy these Anniversary and Wedding Hump Day Ha Ha’s.

Anniversary Jokes

Joke 1

I asked my wife if she’d like a new diamond ring to celebrate our anniversary. “Nothing would make me happier!” she replied. So I got her nothing.

Joke 2

Question: How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Answer: Forget it once!

Joke 3

Our anniversary is coming up, so my wife told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it. She is going to love this pack of playing cards.

Joke 4

My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm. That’s right, it’s our bison-tennial.

Wedding Jokes

Joke 5

Question: Why do brides cry at the wedding?

Answer: Because they never marry the best man.

Joke 6

My wife emailed me our wedding photo’s, but I can’t seem to open any of the files. I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

Joke 7

Question: What do you call a wedding between two Russian people?

Answer: A Soviet Union

Wife Jokes

Joke 8

My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it. She soon came around.

Joke 9

A romantic wife sent a text to her husband one day. It read, if you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, a typically non-romantic man, replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advise…”

Joke 10

A wife says to her husband, “How would you describe me?”

Her husband replies, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

The wife asks, “what does that mean?”

The husband says, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot.”

The wife is pleased, “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

The husband says, “I’m Just Kidding!”

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  1. My wife and I have been married almost 32 years. And she said, “It only seems like 42.” To which I replied, “Well, it’s been 25 of the happiest years of my life.” πŸ˜‚

  2. πŸ’œ 0 Joke

    Wife: “There’s only one thing in life I want from you.”
    Husband: “Ahhh!!! me being me, how lovingly lovely.”
    Wife: “No, I want a divorce.”
    Husband: “Oh, that’s OK.”
    Wife: “WHAT!!! πŸ€” ?”

    …πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™…

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