Enjoy Ha Ha’s for Father’s Day

This Sunday, June 20, 2021 is Father’s Day! Enjoy Ha Ha’s for Father’s Day!

Joke 1

Question:What did the dad spider say to the kid spider?
Answer:“You’re spending too much time on the web.”

Joke 2

Question:What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
Answer:A POPsicle

Joke 3

Question:When does a joke become a dad joke?
Answer:When it becomes apparent.

Joke 4

Question:Who was the smallest person in the Bible?
Answer:Knee high miah

Joke 5

Question:Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
Answer:He didn’t want to split hairs

Joke 6

Boy:Dad, are bugs good to eat?
Dad:Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son
Dad (after dinner):Now, son. What did you want to ask me?
Boy:Oh nothing, there was a bug in your soup but now it’s gone

Joke 7

Science Teacher:When is the boiling point reached?
Science Student:When my father sees my report card!

Joke 8

Joe:What does your father do for a living?
Jon:He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe:Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon:Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

Joke 9

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong? the others ask.

“I work for 7Up!”

Joke 10

Dan:I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Jan:Was he mad?
Dan:Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!

Other Ha Ha’s

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  1. Very funny. However, the answer to #4 is incorrect. The shortest man in the Bible is much shorter than Knee High Miah. It is Bildad, the Shoehite. 😅

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