This coming weekend you may get to enjoy some fireworks, parades, family gatherings and wonderful food! While you hang out with family and friends, don’t forget to enjoy these Independence Day Ha Ha’s.
If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
A Yankee Poodle
Enjoy More Independence Day Ha Ha’s
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?
No, it was written in ink
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing, it just waved
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because she can’t sit down
When we had a school trip to an Aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a Duckleration of Independence.
While I was cleaning my house for the afternoon party, I decided to put all my old dolls against the grill. I was just making a barbie-que.
A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.
What was George Washington’s favorite kind of tree?
What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?