This coming weekend you may get to enjoy some fireworks, parades, family gatherings and wonderful food! While you hang out with family and friends, don’t forget to enjoy these Independence Day Ha Ha’s.
Joke 1
Question:
If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
Answer:
A Yankee Poodle
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Joke 2
Question:
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
Answer:
One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Photo by Nathan J Hilton from Pexels
Joke 3
Question:
Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?
Answer:
No, it was written in ink
Joke 4
Question:
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Answer:
Nothing, it just waved
My husband and me on Independence Day 2 years ago
Joke 5
Question:
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Answer
Because she can’t sit down
Joke 6
When we had a school trip to an Aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a Duckleration of Independence.
Joke 7
While I was cleaning my house for the afternoon party, I decided to put all my old dolls against the grill. I was just making a barbie-que.
Joke 8
A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.
Joke 9
Question:
What was George Washington’s favorite kind of tree?
Answer:
The infantree
Joke 10
Question:
What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?
Answer:
Mount Rushmore
From my Trip to Mount Rushmore a couple of years ago
Your Hump-Day-Ha-Has always make my Wednesdays start out great!
Only one note, I thought Lady Liberty was stuck standing there because she didn’t know how to swim! 😁
I’m glad that you love the jokes each week! Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers(A) or addicted to much wine,(B) but to teach what is good. 4 Then they can urge the younger women(C) to love their husbands and children, 5 to be self-controlled(D) and pure, to be busy at home,(E) to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands,(F) so that no one will malign the word of God.(G)
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day to you as well!
Your Hump-Day-Ha-Has always make my Wednesdays start out great!
Only one note, I thought Lady Liberty was stuck standing there because she didn’t know how to swim! 😁
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I’m glad that you love the jokes each week! Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers(A) or addicted to much wine,(B) but to teach what is good. 4 Then they can urge the younger women(C) to love their husbands and children, 5 to be self-controlled(D) and pure, to be busy at home,(E) to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands,(F) so that no one will malign the word of God.(G)
Really enjoyed these. 😁 I will be saying a couple this 4th. Have a wonderful day 😊