We are well into the summer now! I hope that you enjoy these summer vacation ha ha’s.
|Question:||Where do sharks go on summer vacation?|
|Question:||Why did the robot go on summer vacation?|
|Answer:||He needed to recharge his batteries|
|Question:||Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?|
|Answer:||Because he already had a trunk|
Money Doesn’t Matter
Years ago a man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife unfortunately passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.”
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?”
The husband replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”
A Hilarious Blonde Joke
A young blonde was on vacation in Louisiana. She wanted a pair of real alligator shoes in the worst way, but she didn’t want to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist-deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Darn, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
|Question:||How as the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico?|
|Answer:||With the help of a hose eh|
A Great Story
So this couple goes on vacation to Moscow
One night they decide to take a horse and buggy sight-seeing. They get a carriage and the driver introduces himself as Rudolph. Off they go.
Unfortunately, the weather turns foul on them. “Darn, it looks like rain,” the husband says.
“No, it’s drizzle,” says the driver.
“Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s a full rain,” says the husband.
“No! It’s drizzle!” the driver repeats, louder now.
“Honestly, we should have brought our umbrellas. This is definitely rain!” the husband repeats.
The driver stops the horse. He turns and points angrily. “No! It’s drizzle!”
The husband is about to argue, but his wife stops him. “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”.
|Question:||Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?|
|Answer:||Because he didn’t planet well|
|Question:||Where do bees stay while on vacation?|
|Answer:||Air Bee and Bee|
|Question: What do you call a snowman in July?|