Now is the time to start prepping for college, if you have a recent graduate. My nephew Elias just graduated from high school and now on his way to start college in Missouri. Today’s post is dedicated to Elias! Congratulations!!!! Here are some great jokes for parents and students preparing for college especially for their first year! Have a great year to all of you! Enjoy the jokes today!
|Question:||If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?|
College student: Hey, Dad — I’ve got some great news for you!
Father: What, son?
College student: Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?
Father: I certainly do.
College student: Well, you get to keep it
|Question:||What do you call hiking U.S. college students?|
|Answer:||The walking debt|
My local college has a program that lets students earn their tuition by working in the on-campus bakery.
The opportunity isn’t open to everyone. It’s run on a strictly knead-to-know basis.
My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her.
But frankly, I didn’t want to solve for ex.
A college professor was very worried about his recent study on earthquakes.
It turns out his findings were on shaky ground.
|Question:||Why did the music note drop out of college?|
|Answer:||Because it couldn’t pick a major.|
One day a college professor, after getting irritated in his college class, stands up in front of the class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot and, if there is one, then they should stand up.
After a minute, a young man stands up. The professor then asks that guy if he actually thinks he is an idiot. The boy replied, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”
This Is A Great One!
I was so broke in college that I sometimes had to choose between laundry detergent and breakfast.
It was All or muffin.
Popular College Meal
|Question:||What form of art is very popular among college kids?|
I hope you all have a great year!