Getting Ready For School Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Are you looking forward to going back to school? It’s time to start getting ready! School supplies are available at stores now. Enjoy your last few weeks of summer by reading some Hump day Ha Ha’s. Starting in August, I will do just one Hump day Ha Ha’s each month! Stay tuned for new posts coming soon. Have a great day and week!

Joke 1

Question:Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer:Because she wanted to go to high school.

Joke 2

Question:What do elves learn in school?
Answer:The elf-abet

Joke 3

Question:Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
Answer:He wanted to test the water.

Joke 4

Question:Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Answer:Times Square!

Joke 5

Question:Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?
Answer:To achieve a higher education.

Joke 6

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pencil

Pencil who?

Never mind, this is pointless. 

Joke 7

Question:What did the spider make online?
Answer:A website!

Joke 8

Question: What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?
Answer: Sky diving school.

Joke 9

Question:Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Answer:Because they keep getting lost at C.

Joke 10

Question:Why do magicians always do so well at school?
Answer:They can handle trick questions.

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