The Final Weekly Hump Day Ha Ha’s

Today’s Hump Day Ha Ha’s will be the end of the weekly Ha Ha’s. I plan on publishing them one time per month in the future. Coming soon, I will be writing a series on traveling and moving. I have traveled a lot as well as moved quite a bit in my life. It should be fun! I need some participation though! Since I am going to write next on traveling, I am going to write the final weekly Hump Day Ha Ha’s on going on trips!

Joke 1

Question:Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?
Answer:Or just a-lo-ha?

Joke 2

Question:What country has the most germs?

Joke 3

Question:How do fleas like to travel?
Answer:Itch hiking

Joke 4

Question:Where do pianists go on vacation?
Answer:The Florida Keys

Joke 5

Question:What stays in one corner but also travels the world?
Answer:A stamp

Joke 6

Question:What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Answer:Time flies

Joke 7

Question:Where do crayons go on vacation?

Joke 8

Question:What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Answer:Swimming Trunks

Joke 9

Question:Why do fish swim in saltwater?
Answer:Because pepper water would make them sneeze

Joke 10 A Great Blonde Hump Day Ha Ha

There’s this blonde:
She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat.
The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman’s ticket and tells the blonde; “ma’am you can’t sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class.
please move to the back of the plane”
The blonde replies “I’m a blonde, I’m smart and have a good job.
I’m not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica”

So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde’s response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds “I’m a blonde, I’m smart and have a good job.
I’m not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica”.

So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them “oh, this happened a while back with someone else.
I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”

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